Sparkle much?

So today I have an 8 hour shift at the gown shop. Less than two hours left and I'm totally bored. The most beautiful little pageant girl just came in and purchased two gowns. It's always so bizarre when these pageant people come in because most of the time they select the most glitzie, hideously adorned gowns that apparently the judges love and I have to pretend look amazing. First one sold:



Polka dot disaster.

Second one sold: [I actually really like this one]


So okay, they're not ugly all the time. They're just usually so dang sparkily. I'm not sure if the point of the pageants is to be the prettiest, most talented, or sparkliest. See figure 3:



I can't tell, is it liquid?